tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-139445612024-03-07T20:13:55.797-06:00The SandmanMirror Reflection Of The Dream WeaverCigamybabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547noreply@blogger.comBlogger334125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13944561.post-18030428423968948912018-01-16T06:06:00.000-06:002018-01-16T06:06:50.034-06:00Little Johnny What does a ... Say Video<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: white;"><b>Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly…<br /><br />The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.<br /><br />The three men had always done everything together.<br /><br />Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,<br /><br />Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'<br /><br />The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'<br /><br />The mortician thought this was rather strange.<br /><br />So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.<br /><br />Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, <br />he's pretty well burnt up… <br />Roll him over.' <br />The mortician rolled him over and Gomer <br />said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'<br /><br />The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'<br /><br />Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'<br />'What? He had two as-holes?' asked the mortician. <br />'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: <br /><br />'There's Bubba with them two as-holes.'</b></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><b><span style="font-size: xx-small;">A <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">cop stopped a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asked the biker his name.<br /><br />'Fred,' the biker replied.<br />'Fred what?' the officer asked.<br />'Just Fred,' the man responded.<br /><br />The officer was in a good mood and thought he might just give the biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then pressed him for the last name.<br /><br />The man told him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thought that he had a nut case on his hands but played along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'<br /><br />The biker replied, 'It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.' After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.' 'Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.<br /><br />‘Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD.<br /><br />‘Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.<br /><br />‘Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'</span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></span></b></span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: white;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">The officer walked away in tears, laughing.</span></b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: small;"><b><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--7pGFf1iHak/VqFYjnPIC0I/AAAAAAAAC-g/xgVL-_cqw-A/s1600/ATT00002.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="147" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--7pGFf1iHak/VqFYjnPIC0I/AAAAAAAAC-g/xgVL-_cqw-A/s320/ATT00002.jpg" width="320" /></a><br /><span style="color: white; font-size: large;">A minister decided that a visual demonstration would <br />add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.<br /><br /><br />Four worms were placed into four separate jars.<br /><br /><br />The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. <br />The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. <br />The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.<br />The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. </span><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: white;">At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:<br /><br />The first worm in alcohol - Dead. </span></span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-size: small; font-weight: bold;">To see or dream that you are a zombie suggests that you are physically and/or emotionally detached from people and situations that are currently surrounding you. You are feeling out of touch. Alternatively, a zombie means that you are feeling dead inside. You are just going through the motions of daily living.<br /><br />To dream that you are attacked by zombies indicate that you are feeling overwhelmed by forces beyond your control. You are under tremendous stress in your waking life. Alternatively, the dream represents your fears of being helpless and overpowered.<br /><br />To see someone as a zombie implies that your feelings for them is dead. You have not emotional attachment towards them. </span><span style="color: white; font-weight: bold;"></span> </div>
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<span style="color: white; font-size: small; font-weight: bold;">To dream that you are in tears signify that you are undergoing a period of healing in your life. The tears symbolize compassion, emotional healing and spiritual cleansing. Alternatively, tears indicate pain.<br /><br />To dream that someone is in tears indicate that you need to rethink your actions and how your behavior may be affecting those around you.<br /><br />To see a teardrop in your dream represents some previous wisdom that you have learned or recalled. </span><span style="color: white; font-weight: bold;"></span> </div>
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Cigamybabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13944561.post-39902797549915514922015-12-10T15:39:00.001-06:002015-12-11T05:46:34.614-06:00Job<div style="text-align: center;">
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Cigamybabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13944561.post-41579637870683601952015-12-10T04:12:00.000-06:002015-12-10T14:20:29.441-06:00Ace<div style="text-align: center;">
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<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">If your little ones are sound sleepers, wait until they are fast
asleep to pull the old switcheroo! Switch them to different beds while
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<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Bug Off – Purchase some realistic insects prior to April 1st and
place the creepy crawlers in ice cubes, socks, shoes, food, etc.</span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Get the ugliest most disgusting temporary tattoo and wear it proudly to work.</span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Spray It - Put a rubber band around the kitchen sink’s sprayer and wait until someone turns the water on. </span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Crank it – Turn up the volume as high as it can go on someone’s computer or radio before they turn it on.</span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Stick It - Attach magnets to a large cup, place the cup on the hood or roof of the car and take off. </span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Fill someone’s car with balloons.</span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Print out this<a href="http://familyfun.go.com/april-fools-day/april-fools-day-craft-pranks/april-fools-prank-pretend-parking-ticket-667617/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> printable parking ticket </a>and leave on an unsuspecting friend’s vehicle.</span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">What a Doll! - If you happen to have a blow-up doll hanging around,
put it in a pal’s vehicle. Or dress her up, strap her in the passenger
seat and go for a spin!</span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Switcheroo Shoes - Take a good hard look at the family’s shoes. If a
loved one happens to have shoes that look similar in style but are
different colors, switch them. For instance, if they have a pair of
black shoes and a pair of blue shoes that are similar in style, take the
left blue shoe and replace it with the left black shoe. Be sure to
hide the matching shoes. They’ll go to work or school with 2 shoes that
don’t match.</span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Put some powder on top of the ceiling fan blades and wait for someone to turn it on!</span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">In a Stitch – Grab a few pair of hubby’s or the kids’ undies and sew
them together. Next time they go to grab a clean pair, they’ll get
more than they bargained for!</span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Translation Please - Change a family member’s cell phone language
from English to another language. Just make sure you are able to change
it back to the proper setting!</span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Put a sheet or two of plastic-wrap over the toilet seat.</span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Put some vaseline on a few door handles. </span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Sticky Mouse - Use double-sided tape under someone’s computer mouse or on the telephone receiver.</span></b></li>
<li><b><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Computer users will be pulling their hair out with this prank. Purchase the <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/ae83/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Phantom Keystroker</a>
for under $10, plug it into someone’s USB port and watch the fun begin!
Random mouse movements and gibberish are just a few of the tricks this
handy device can do. <i>Please do not use this device if the user is working on an important assignment, project or upcoming deadline. </i></span></b></li>
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<span style="color: white; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 100%;">So, one Saturday morning, Johnny wakes up early and goes to his parents room to wake them up. Finding the door closed, he opens it only to find Mom and Dad having wild sex. He realizes he's done something wrong by the way Mom screamed and Dad yelling at him to get out and shut the door.<br />
After a few moments, Dad comes out and tries to comfort Johnny since he's crying and obviously upset.<br />
"What were you and Mommy doing in there?" Johnny says thru his tears.<br />
"Well, son," Dad replies, "we were trying to make you a baby brother."<br />
Johnny is just happy as hell with this. He walks around school the next Monday and tells all his friends that he's going to have a baby brother, someone to play with, and all that.<br />
Well, later in the week, Dad comes home from work only to find little Johnny sitting on the front porch really crying up a storm.<br />
"What's the matter, Johnny?" asks Dad.<br />
"Well, remember the baby brother you were trying to make for me?"<br />
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"Well, when I came home from school today, I saw the milkman trying to eat him."</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 100%;">"Don't be shy in life and miss out on opportunities that now you could never have."<br />A dieters worst nightmare...a friend who can eat ANYTHING......and not gain a pound.<br />A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.<br />Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.<br />Be careful of your thoughts, for your thoughts become your words. Be careful of your words, for your words become your actions. Be careful of your actions, for your actions become your habits. Be careful of your habits, for your habits become your character. Be careful of your character, for your character becomes your destiny.<br />Be concerned about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is just what people think about you.<br />Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.<br />Boy meets Girl...Boy likes Girl, Girl likes Boy, Boy kisses Girl, Girl hates Boy, Boy hates Girl, Girl likes Boy, Boy still hates Girl.... isn't that just my luck??<br />Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world.<br />Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.<br />Do you ever get the feeling that life is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes?<br />Don't go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.<br />Don't let the past create the future, let the future erase the past.<br />Don't sleep life away... it doesn't last long anyway.<br />Everyday is a good day, some are just better than others.<br />Everyone has to be something to somebody to be anybody, anybody that tries to be everything to everybody is nothing to anybody.<br />Everyone needs a chance in something, its just that some people need to let that happen.<br />Everyone plans for tommorow, but tommorow is promised to no one.<br />Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else<br />Experience is the hardest teacher, it gives you the test first and then the lesson.<br />Find a Penny, pick it up, and all day long you have a penny. but if you find a midget, take it home and invite your friends over.<br />Forget regeret or life is yours to miss,<br />forget loneliness or you'll never get your first kiss.<br />Forget regret or life is yours to miss.<br />Growing old is manditory but growing up well that my friends is optional!<br />I hate my life can I have yours?<br />I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.<br />I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.<br />I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.<br />I'd rather be hated for who I am than to be loved for something I'm not.<br />If a women tells you she's 20 and she looks 16 she's 12, if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40.<br />If it's not alright, it's not the end.<br />if life hands you lemons squeeze them into a squirt gun and shoot someone in the eye.<br />If you cannot solve it, it is not a problem - it is reality.<br />If you like a person, and you tell them... they hate you afterwards... if you like a person, and don't tell them, you find out they liked you, and now you lost your chance, and they wonder why I am so confused.<br />It is never tommorrow.<br />It's like a movie except realistic.<br />Learn from your past. Live in the present. Prepare for the future.<br />Learn It From Experience<br />Life in general is a little less interesting than getting stabbed in the eye with a pencil.<br />Life is like a broken pencil - Pointless - Monty Python<br />Life is like a coin, you can spend it any way you want but you can only spend it once.<br />Life is like a pi?ata...Take a chance and wack it!<br />Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts.<br />Life is not like a pencil, if you make a mistake, it can't be erased. Life is more like a pen, you can use white out to cover it up, but you'll always be reminded of the spot where you made a mistake.<br />Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.<br />Life is to short to watch what you eat.<br />Life is too short to just sit around on the computer all day, so what are you doing on the computer?<br />Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.....<br />Doesn't it suck that I have the right to ignore you whenever I want!<br />Live like you're going to die tomorrow, but plan like you're going to live forever.<br />Money doesn't make you rich. Life makes you rich.<br />No one can beat life but every one can live it.<br />Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.<br />Pain is temporary but glory is forever.<br />See a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have: A penny<br />Smile, because it's easier than explaining why you're so sad.<br />Some complain because roses have thorns but others rejoice because thorns have roses.<br />The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist<br />The only thing that can't be recycled is wasted time.<br />The thing I fear most isn't to die, it's just the opposite, it's to stay alive.<br />The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.<br />The truth is; we hide so we can be found, we walk away to see who will follow, we cry to see who will wipe away our tears and we let our hearts get broken to see who will come and fix it.<br />There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.<br />There are two times I feel stress-- day and night.<br />There is only one world and that is reality. Get used to it.<br />Times change, people and things change, the only difference is we don't want them to.<br />Tommorow is a privilege, so live life today like theres no tomorrow.<br />True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.<br />We could all take a lesson from crayons: Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.<br />We're all the same because we're all different.<br />When I do right, no one ever remembers. When I do wrong, no one ever forgets.<br />When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, spit it in, then give it back to life.<br />When life starts out it's like a blank canvas, but as you live your life it is given many new colorful experiences and relationships so by the time you die the canvas is a beautifully colored masterpiece.<br />When the Road gets bumpy..just smile smile smile smile..smile and be happy!<br />Wisdom has two parts: 1. Having a lot to say, and 2. Not saying it.<br />Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is just what people think about you.<br />Yea hello I'm somewhere getting a life instead of sitting here and waiting for people to get on. If you need me, you know the digits peace out~:)<br />You are never fully dressed without a smile.<br />You can hear it in my voice, read it on my face, I'm drowing in memories of the things I can't replace.<br />You have to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, remember what you had, always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret, people change, things go wrong, but just remember life goes on...<br />You may regret what you do, but you'll regret what you don't do even more.<br />~Many things in life will catch your eye, few will catch your heart~Pursue those!!</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 100%;">What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?<br />Juan on Juan<br /><br />What is a Yankee?<br />The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.<br /><br />What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?<br />The position of the dirt bag<br /><br />Why is divorce so expensive?<br />Because it's worth it.<br /><br />What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?<br />Doughnuts<br /><br />Why is air a lot like sex?<br />Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.<br /><br />What do you call a smart blonde?<br />A golden retriever.<br /><br />What do attorneys use for birth control?<br />Their personalities.<br /><br />What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?<br />10 years and 45 lbs<br /><br />What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?<br />45 minutes<br /><br />What's the fastest way to a man's heart?<br />Through his chest with a sharp knife.<br /><br />Why do men want to marry virgins?<br />They can't stand criticism.<br /><br />Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?<br />Because those men already have boyfriends.<br /><br />What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?<br />After a year, the dog is still excited to see you<br /><br />Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?<br />The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.<br /><br />Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?<br />Because they have cotton balls.<br /><br />What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?<br />A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.<br /><br />What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?<br />"Are you sure it's mine?"<br /><br />Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?<br />Mace will do that to you.<br /><br />Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?<br />Everyone has the same DNA.<br /><br />Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?<br />Breasts don't have eyes.<br /><br />Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?<br />Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.<br /><br />Where does an Irish family go on vacation?<br />A different bar.<br /><br />Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?<br />They named him "Sum Ting Wong"<br /><br />What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?<br />A speech impediment<br /><br />What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?<br />A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".<br /><br />How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?<br />Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!<br /><br />What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?<br />A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins<br />"Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....<br /><br />Why is there no Disneyland in Japan?<br />No one's tall enough to go on the good rides</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 100%;">Can you cry under water?<br /><br />How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?<br /><br />If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?<br /><br />Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?<br /><br />Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?<br /><br />Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?<br /><br />Why does a round pizza come in a square box?<br /><br />What did cured ham actually have?<br /><br />How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?<br /><br />Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?<br /><br />If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?<br /><br />If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?<br /><br />Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?<br /><br />Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?<br /><br />How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?<br /><br />Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.<br /><br />If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?<br /><br />and finally...<br /><br />Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 100%;">During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked<br />her students the following question:<br /><br />"Michael, if you were on a date having<br />dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go<br />to the bathroom?<br /><br />" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."<br /><br />The teacher<br />responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.<br /><br />What about you Peter,<br />how would you say it?<br /><br />"Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to<br />the bathroom. I'll be right back."<br /><br />"That's better, but it's still not very<br />nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny,<br />can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"<br /><br />"I would<br />say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands<br />with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after<br />dinner." The teacher fainted......</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 100%;">A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.<br /><br />One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.<br /><br />On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Send Bread!</span></span></div>
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