Monday, August 26, 2013

AWOLNATION "Sail"

AWOLNATION
"Sail"


Sail!

This is how I show my love
I made it in my mind because
I blame it on my A.D.D. baby

This is how an angel dies
I blame it on my own sick pride
Blame it on my A.D.D. baby

Sail!
Sail!
Sail!
Sail!
Sail!

Maybe I should cry for help
Maybe I should kill myself (myself)
Blame it on my A.D.D. baby

Maybe I'm a different breed
Maybe I'm not listening
So blame it on my A.D.D. baby

Sail!
Sail!
Sail!
Sail!
Sail!

La la la la la
La la la la la oh!
La la la la la,
La la la la la oh!
La la la la la,
La la la la la,

Sail!
Sail!
Sail!
Sail!
Sail!

Sail with me into the dark
Sail!
Sail with me into the dark
Sail!
Sail with me into the dark
Sail!
Sail with me into the dark
Sail!
Sail with me into the dark

Monday, April 01, 2013

25 Best April Fools' Day gags, hoaxes, pranks and practical jokes

25 Best April Fools' Day gags, hoaxes, pranks and practical jokes
 
April Fools’ Pranks
  • If your little ones are sound sleepers, wait until they are fast asleep to pull the old switcheroo! Switch them to different beds while they are sleeping. Imagine their surprise when they wake up in their brother's or sister's bed on April Fools Day!
  • Bug Off – Purchase some realistic insects prior to April 1st and place the creepy crawlers in ice cubes, socks, shoes, food, etc.
  • Get the ugliest most disgusting temporary tattoo and wear it proudly to work.
  • Spray It - Put a rubber band around the kitchen sink’s sprayer and wait until someone turns the water on.
  • Crank it – Turn up the volume as high as it can go on someone’s computer or radio before they turn it on.
  • Stick It - Attach magnets to a large cup, place the cup on the hood or roof of the car and take off.
  • Fill someone’s car with balloons.
  • Print out this printable parking ticket and leave on an unsuspecting friend’s vehicle.
  • What a Doll! - If you happen to have a blow-up doll hanging around, put it in a pal’s vehicle. Or dress her up, strap her in the passenger seat and go for a spin!
  • Switcheroo Shoes - Take a good hard look at the family’s shoes. If a loved one happens to have shoes that look similar in style but are different colors, switch them. For instance, if they have a pair of black shoes and a pair of blue shoes that are similar in style, take the left blue shoe and replace it with the left black shoe. Be sure to hide the matching shoes. They’ll go to work or school with 2 shoes that don’t match.
  • Put some powder on top of the ceiling fan blades and wait for someone to turn it on!
  • In a Stitch – Grab a few pair of hubby’s or the kids’ undies and sew them together. Next time they go to grab a clean pair, they’ll get more than they bargained for!
  • Translation Please - Change a family member’s cell phone language from English to another language. Just make sure you are able to change it back to the proper setting!
  • Put a sheet or two of plastic-wrap over the toilet seat.
  • Put some vaseline on a few door handles.
  • Sticky Mouse - Use double-sided tape under someone’s computer mouse or on the telephone receiver.
  • Computer users will be pulling their hair out with this prank. Purchase the Phantom Keystroker for under $10, plug it into someone’s USB port and watch the fun begin! Random mouse movements and gibberish are just a few of the tricks this handy device can do. Please do not use this device if the user is working on an important assignment, project or upcoming deadline.
April Food Pranks
  • Make a sponge cake for that special someone by frosting honest-to-goodness real sponges in a cake pan! Just don’t bake it!
  • Just in time for Easter, hard-boil all the eggs in the refrigerator and place them back into the carton.
  • If you know someone who loves Oreo cookies, scrape out the white creamy filling and replace with white toothpaste.
  • Switch the sugar and/or creamer for salt. Just don’t forget to switch it back!
  • If you have non-see-through bottles for ketchup and one for mustard, pour mustard in the ketchup bottle and ketchup in the mustard bottle.
  • If you have salt and pepper shakers, switch the salt for pepper and vice versa.
  • Sour Milk - Before you go to bed, add some green or blue food coloring to your carton of milk. The kids will get quite the surprise when they pour their glass of milk in the morning.
  • Mash It - Whip up these interesting Ice Cream Potatoes that look just like mashed potatoes and gravy.

The Sandman

Friday, March 29, 2013

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Monday, August 27, 2012

Little Johnny And His Brother

Little Johnny And His Brother
 
So, one Saturday morning, Johnny wakes up early and goes to his parents room to wake them up. Finding the door closed, he opens it only to find Mom and Dad having wild sex. He realizes he's done something wrong by the way Mom screamed and Dad yelling at him to get out and shut the door.
After a few moments, Dad comes out and tries to comfort Johnny since he's crying and obviously upset.
"What were you and Mommy doing in there?" Johnny says thru his tears.
"Well, son," Dad replies, "we were trying to make you a baby brother."
Johnny is just happy as hell with this. He walks around school the next Monday and tells all his friends that he's going to have a baby brother, someone to play with, and all that.
Well, later in the week, Dad comes home from work only to find little Johnny sitting on the front porch really crying up a storm.
"What's the matter, Johnny?" asks Dad.
"Well, remember the baby brother you were trying to make for me?"
"Yes..." replies the dad.
"Well, when I came home from school today, I saw the milkman trying to eat him."

Little Johnny And His Brother

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Words of Wisdom...

Words of Wisdom...
 
"Don't be shy in life and miss out on opportunities that now you could never have."
A dieters worst nightmare...a friend who can eat ANYTHING......and not gain a pound.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Be careful of your thoughts, for your thoughts become your words. Be careful of your words, for your words become your actions. Be careful of your actions, for your actions become your habits. Be careful of your habits, for your habits become your character. Be careful of your character, for your character becomes your destiny.
Be concerned about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is just what people think about you.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
Boy meets Girl...Boy likes Girl, Girl likes Boy, Boy kisses Girl, Girl hates Boy, Boy hates Girl, Girl likes Boy, Boy still hates Girl.... isn't that just my luck??
Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world.
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
Do you ever get the feeling that life is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes?
Don't go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Don't let the past create the future, let the future erase the past.
Don't sleep life away... it doesn't last long anyway.
Everyday is a good day, some are just better than others.
Everyone has to be something to somebody to be anybody, anybody that tries to be everything to everybody is nothing to anybody.
Everyone needs a chance in something, its just that some people need to let that happen.
Everyone plans for tommorow, but tommorow is promised to no one.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
Experience is the hardest teacher, it gives you the test first and then the lesson.
Find a Penny, pick it up, and all day long you have a penny. but if you find a midget, take it home and invite your friends over.
Forget regeret or life is yours to miss,
forget loneliness or you'll never get your first kiss.
Forget regret or life is yours to miss.
Growing old is manditory but growing up well that my friends is optional!
I hate my life can I have yours?
I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than to be loved for something I'm not.
If a women tells you she's 20 and she looks 16 she's 12, if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40.
If it's not alright, it's not the end.
if life hands you lemons squeeze them into a squirt gun and shoot someone in the eye.
If you cannot solve it, it is not a problem - it is reality.
If you like a person, and you tell them... they hate you afterwards... if you like a person, and don't tell them, you find out they liked you, and now you lost your chance, and they wonder why I am so confused.
It is never tommorrow.
It's like a movie except realistic.
Learn from your past. Live in the present. Prepare for the future.
Learn It From Experience
Life in general is a little less interesting than getting stabbed in the eye with a pencil.
Life is like a broken pencil - Pointless - Monty Python
Life is like a coin, you can spend it any way you want but you can only spend it once.
Life is like a pi?ata...Take a chance and wack it!
Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts.
Life is not like a pencil, if you make a mistake, it can't be erased. Life is more like a pen, you can use white out to cover it up, but you'll always be reminded of the spot where you made a mistake.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
Life is to short to watch what you eat.
Life is too short to just sit around on the computer all day, so what are you doing on the computer?
Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.....
Doesn't it suck that I have the right to ignore you whenever I want!
Live like you're going to die tomorrow, but plan like you're going to live forever.
Money doesn't make you rich. Life makes you rich.
No one can beat life but every one can live it.
Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
Pain is temporary but glory is forever.
See a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have: A penny
Smile, because it's easier than explaining why you're so sad.
Some complain because roses have thorns but others rejoice because thorns have roses.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist
The only thing that can't be recycled is wasted time.
The thing I fear most isn't to die, it's just the opposite, it's to stay alive.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
The truth is; we hide so we can be found, we walk away to see who will follow, we cry to see who will wipe away our tears and we let our hearts get broken to see who will come and fix it.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
There are two times I feel stress-- day and night.
There is only one world and that is reality. Get used to it.
Times change, people and things change, the only difference is we don't want them to.
Tommorow is a privilege, so live life today like theres no tomorrow.
True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
We could all take a lesson from crayons: Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
We're all the same because we're all different.
When I do right, no one ever remembers. When I do wrong, no one ever forgets.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, spit it in, then give it back to life.
When life starts out it's like a blank canvas, but as you live your life it is given many new colorful experiences and relationships so by the time you die the canvas is a beautifully colored masterpiece.
When the Road gets bumpy..just smile smile smile smile..smile and be happy!
Wisdom has two parts: 1. Having a lot to say, and 2. Not saying it.
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is just what people think about you.
Yea hello I'm somewhere getting a life instead of sitting here and waiting for people to get on. If you need me, you know the digits peace out~:)
You are never fully dressed without a smile.
You can hear it in my voice, read it on my face, I'm drowing in memories of the things I can't replace.
You have to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, remember what you had, always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret, people change, things go wrong, but just remember life goes on...
You may regret what you do, but you'll regret what you don't do even more.
~Many things in life will catch your eye, few will catch your heart~Pursue those!!

Words of Wisdom...