Thursday, January 28, 2016

Fred the Biker

Fred the Biker

A cop stopped a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asked the biker his name.

'Fred,' the biker replied.
'Fred what?' the officer asked.
'Just Fred,' the man responded.

The officer was in a good mood and thought he might just give the biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then pressed him for the last name.

The man told him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thought that he had a nut case on his hands but played along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replied, 'It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.' After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.' 'Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.

‘Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD.

‘Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.

‘Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

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