Thursday, August 23, 2012

The Polite Way To Pee

The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked
her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having
dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go
to the bathroom?

" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher
responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter,
how would you say it?

"Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to
the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very
nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny,
can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would
say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands
with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after
dinner." The teacher fainted......

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