Yo mamma jokes

Yo mama jokes

01 Yo mama is so ugly, her nickname is hairy pooter.
02 Yo mama is so ugly, she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother".
03 Yo mama is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the crap out of the toilet.
04 Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
05 Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.
06 Yo mama is so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
07 Yo mama's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
08 Yo mama's so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
09 Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
10 Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL.
11 Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everyone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
12 Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets.
13 Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot!
14 Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".
15 Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a school bus!
16 Yo mama is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck.
17 Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
18 Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
19 Yo mama so fat when she turn around it's her birthday
20 Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
21 Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
22 Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
23 Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
24 Yo mama so fat you have ta roll over twice to get off her...
25 Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world
26 Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

As I lay on my bed